Monday, March 7, 2011

Blabbin'

Mooseonaplatter
Shariahthehreat.com
So, the mooseonaplatter arose on a bike ride this morning while the billboard is on A1A near the Publix supermarket. Mooseonaplatter has no dedicated website and neither does Shariahthethreat.com despite what the sign says. Don't understand why someone would pay to put a mooseonaplatter or a sign urging us to look on line where there is nothing.

Bread ties make good substitutes for the little screws that fall out of my glasses all the time. Why not make the glasses with the screws going down so they don't drop out when unscrewed? Also, one needs one's glasses in order the replace the screw or thread a bread tie through the hole. If you have another set of glasses, no need to fix the first pair.

Just read today that sand is one of North Korea's prime exports. It was in an article about what milk container was the least environmentally sound. In 1969 Boom Boom Sullivan made the observation that the South Korean Army was driving truckloads of sand all over the place. He thought it might be strategic sand constantly moving so that North Korea would not know where it was. I accept this as gospel, like the bread ties.

1 comment:

  1. I'm surprised that, in spite of Kelly's packing, you didn't bring any duct tape. It'd be a far more robust repair than a bread tie. Haven't I taught you anything?

    Seems that Florida and North Korea need each other. Delegate Anita Bryant to work it out.

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